Bunny Staplus

A non-denominational winter (or whenever you feel like it) holiday, celebrated by the followers of Cpaag.

Date observed and holiday substituted for


Initially held during the latter part of winter, much like Christmas, but this is not a requirement.

Origins


The origins of Bunny Staplus are shrouded in mystery and nonsense. Its origins are described in the Legend of Bunny Staplus.

Traditions & rituals


Traditions may vary among adherents, but the ritual stapling of bunny ears to objects and persons is followed across all denominations of Bunny Staplus. In lieu of stapling, followers may simply wear bunny ears to avoid injury.

Decorations

Bunny ears are the primary decor of Bunny Staplus holiday, but followers are free to use other decorations that may please them. The more Cpaag in nature, the more keeping with the spirit of Bunny Staplus.

Gift-giving

The gift of bunny ears is primary, but other traditional gifts include chocolate, bacon, cakewaffles, and interesting animated gifs.

Traditional hymns

"Staple-ers"
Dashing through the snow
With a stapler in each hand
Posing ears with style
All over the sea and land!
Nomming margaritas
And bacon cakewaffles!
Everyone must be a bun
And celebrate in full!
Staple-ers! Staple-ers!
Staplin’ all the way!
Oh what fun it is to tack
On rabbit ears all daaay, HEY!
Staple-ers! Staple-ers!
Staplin’ all the way!
Oh what fun it is to tack
On rabbit ears all day!

See index: Bunny Staplus Index


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